- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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