- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

"Hello." "Hi."

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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