- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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