a man walked out of church and said F***!

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Penis

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Chuck Norris

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Anti Joke

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