Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

My Girlfriend

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

stuff and dogs {()}

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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