- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

who smells? •Liam

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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