- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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