What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Your Mom

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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