How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Kittens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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