- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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your momma's an antijoke

Chayton

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Your Mom

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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