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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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