What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Penis.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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