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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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