what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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