What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Small titties.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Your mom goes to college

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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