why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

My mom.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A baby seal walks into a club...

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's up? The sky.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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