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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Asians

A man walks into a bar.

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