- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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