Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Jews for Jesus

whats pale and white your ass.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

stuff and dogs {()}

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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