knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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boobs

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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