A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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