- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Grapefruit.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Knock knock No one was home

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