- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Hey, Max!!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Knock Knock Come in

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

T-Dog scare me

No

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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