What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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OGC - tilt your head

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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French people

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Anti Joke

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