I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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BUTTERFARTING

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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the your face joke

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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ruddell and dodds anal

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ur mother

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I love Ciara!

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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