- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

You know George Washington? He died.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Pavel Novak

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

co jo kurwa tocza?

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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