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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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