A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

OGC - tilt your head

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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