A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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knock knock your gay

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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