A man farted. Another man walked away.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

My butt!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

French people

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A jew went to Germany.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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