What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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NEVER

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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