Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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the your face joke

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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