- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Get in the van

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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