- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

in the begining... god made some stuff

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Women's sports.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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