What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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