- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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