- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What is brown and sticky?

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

your mother is so lesbian

What sucks?

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

im black

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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