Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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No.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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