Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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cot!

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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