why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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World Of Warcraft

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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