- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

potato farming

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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