Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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come along children

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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memes

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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