How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

obama is a good president

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Avery has crabs.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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