Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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My mom's dead

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9/11

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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