- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

sweaty black guy

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

yo mama so fat she's fat

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Nickelback.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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