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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Get in the van

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Canada's army

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Which one is hardest?

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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