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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Hey Caleb.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Hey what time is it. 3:15

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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