A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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ollie is a fag so are you

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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