- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Pavel Novak

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Benevolent villain.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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