What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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im black

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Women's rights.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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My mom just died....

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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