A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

A black goes to college

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A Mexican walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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