If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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