- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Obama.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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