Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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