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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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My butt!!!!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

co jo kurwa tocza?

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Dan O'Driscoll

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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