Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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NEVER

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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