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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Obama.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

An Irishman stays home

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What's gay and gay? Joe

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Punchline.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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