What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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