A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Women's rights.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Penis jokes.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Your Mom

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Poopsack Jones

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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