- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Jewish People

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

women's rights.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

I came.

Hey Caleb.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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