how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Banana(s)

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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