What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Women's Rights

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Write your own

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

...and I'm a Mormon.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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