- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

two fish are in a tank.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

you will die someday

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.