A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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