if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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womans rights

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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penisface

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Woman's Rights.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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