why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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