Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

corey is a nipplepotomus

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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