- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ollie is a fag so are you

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Hello I'm a fat kid

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Water, please.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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