- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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