Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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whats gay ? you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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