So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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you will die someday

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A man walks into a bar.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Anti Joke

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