What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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I love Ciara!

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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