- Anti Joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Penis

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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