- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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