What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

obama is a good president

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

My butt!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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