- Anti Joke

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Anti Joke

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