Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Penis

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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