- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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