- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Teen pregnancy

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

women's lacrosse.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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