- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Bumsniffer

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

9/11

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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