Women's rights

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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your mother is so lesbian

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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