Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Bumsniffer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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minorities.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Women

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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