- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

a black father

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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