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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

ollie is a fag so are you

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

co jo kurwa tocza?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Knock knock. Come in.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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