Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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I came.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Pavel Novak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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