- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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