What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Nah

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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WNBA

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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