YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Teen pregnancy

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