Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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GONNA

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Women's rights

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Teen pregnancy

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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