What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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knock knock your gay

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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KEVIN HART

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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lol

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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