- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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