what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Punchline.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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