Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Go away.

A Muslim blows up a bar

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

a show horse jumps over a bar

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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