Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

thumb_up thumb_down +12

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

thumb_up thumb_down +10

dog

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

sixty....eight.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why did the man die? he got shot

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops