What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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your mother is so lesbian

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Amputations.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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