- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

you will die someday

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

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