Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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