- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I don't get it

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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