Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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you just lost the game!

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What is brown and sticky?

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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antijokes

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knock knock Come in.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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