What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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AVI IS A FAG

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women's rights.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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