what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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