Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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hi

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What should I name my dog?

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Nah

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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knock knock go away ok

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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