- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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