What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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A black goes to college

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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