- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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