Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A guy is playing cod

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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You know George Washington? He died.

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austins gay lolololol

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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