Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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look left now look right. washing machine

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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WNBA

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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