"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Your mum is dead

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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