women's rights.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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