- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A black goes to college

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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