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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

obama is a good president

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Dozer has a soul

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

A guy is playing cod

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

baby seal walks into a bar

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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