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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Dozer has a soul

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Icecream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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