- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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