- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

women's lacrosse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

womens rights

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