Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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9/11

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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