Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Chuck Norris died.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

your mother is so lesbian

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

im black

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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