Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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666 im christian

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Women's rights

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what time is it rape time

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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