How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Women's sports.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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