- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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