What did you say? I don't know.

Jokes are funny.

The Holocaust

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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