- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

your face.

Sex. That is all.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

the guy below me is gay

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

like facebook.com/john maon

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

knock knock Come in.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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