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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Bumsniffer

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Get in the van

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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