your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

penis that is all

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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