Why was the man so unhappy. he died

thumb_up thumb_down +17

penis that is all

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Yeah, totally.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops