- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Rebecca Black.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Women's rights

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