Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Hello

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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