Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

I have read the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Pavel Novak

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Poop

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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