What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

do you know what's so funny? yup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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