Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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I'm gay.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A jew went to Germany.

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knock knock Come in.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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