What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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