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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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