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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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