whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Looks through the peephole.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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