your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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NEVER

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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W.N.B.A.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Canada's army

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