The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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