what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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suck my dick.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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