A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Tennesse

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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