cot!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Susie has Autism

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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