why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

a little girl gets raped

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Do you know that car over there? No.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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