A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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There's no "i" in tim.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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