- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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