Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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It says so on your cap.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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