You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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