I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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George Bush.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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whats gay ? you

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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