- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

How many dislikes can this get?

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Yo mama so fat she died

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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