- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Do you know that car over there? No.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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